Seasonal World Pools Blog

What do you call people that are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.

What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas time? A Sad Candy Cane.

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would their child’s name be? Frostbite.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowbanks

What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth? The Dentist

What do you sing on a snowman’s birthday? Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow

What do you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A Pineapple