April showers bring may flowers, and May flowers bring…Pilgrims.
Where did the first corn come from? A stalk brought it.
Why did the chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one but you really have to squeeze him in there.
What did the turkey say to her naughty chicks? If your father could see you now he would roll over in his gravy.
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